Thursday, February 14, 2008

Proud to be an American?

Only in America ......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in America .......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

Only in America ......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

Only in America ......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

Only in America ......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

Only in America ......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

3 comments:

Anna M-W said...

Hey there!

Being that I am a proud employee for Philip Morris...cigarettes contribute the most profit out of all their products in those drug stores!

Happy VD! Thanks for the hilarious text! I love you girl!

CINNIBONBON said...

Yeah...that Diet Coke thingy...blows my mind...whatever people!!!!

Vera said...

Cracks me up. I love the Diet Coke one....because I have known girls to eat a doughnut but then drink Diet Coke. Uh....?